You have a perception problem.
~I'm not having hot flashes, I'm having power surges!
~I am Woman. I am Invincible. I am Tired!!!!
~Everyone has a right to be stupid.
Some just abuse the privilege.
~Young at Heart.
Slightly Older in Other Places.
~Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I will show you a man who can't get his pants off!
~Indecision is the key to flexibility.
~Having an out of body experience. Back in five.
~Time is Nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen all at once.
~If at first you don't succeed, to heck with it.
~Do unto others............ then run.
~Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.
~I love deadlines.
I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
~If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
~It's gonna be like threading a needle with a haystack.
~Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
~Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
~I loathe people who keep dogs.
They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
~All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen.
~My Reality Check bounced.